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Bad stand-up lines
January 13, '05 by bbirney (0 comments)
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars, and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint, and he has to touch it. How come...
Things we all learn from watching too many movies
January 13, '05 by bbirney (0 comments)
During all police investigations it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once. All telephone numbers in America begin with the...
Nursery rhymes
January 13, '05 by bbirney (0 comments)
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, her clothes all tattered and torn. It wasn't the spider that crept beside her, But Little Boy Blue and...
OJ according to Seuss
January 13, '05 by bbirney (0 comments)
I did not kill my lovely wife I did not slash her with a knife I did not bonk her on the head I did not know that she was dead
The Truth about the Orchestra.
January 13, '05 by bbirney (0 comments)
The members of the orchestra are divided into four sections: woodwinds, brass, strings, and percussion. There's also someone standing in front of...
