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The surgeons joke
January 13, '05 by bbirney (0 comments)
Five surgeons taking a coffee break: 1st surgeon says: "Accounting students are the best to operate on because when you open them up,...

Windows source code
January 13, '05 by bbirney (0 comments)
Microsoft marketing strategy (MARKET.EXE): #include <nonsense.h> #include <lies.h> #include <spyware.h> /* Microsoft...

A really horrible crappy piece of Star Trek fanfic
January 13, '05 by bbirney (0 comments)
Picard: Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts atfinding a weakness in the Borg? And Mr. Data, have you been able to accesstheir...

Female Translations
January 13, '05 by bbirney (0 comments)
What a woman says, what she really means... - I need = I want - We need = I want - It's your decision = The correct decision should be...

Genies and Women
January 13, '05 by bbirney (0 comments)
A man was walking along the beach and found a bottle. When he opened it a genie appeared. The genie said, "For your kindness I will grant you one...






