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National Condom Month slogans
January 13, '05 by bbirney (0 comments)
1) Cover your stump before you hump 2) Before you attack her, wrap your whacker 3) Don't be silly, protect your Willie
A CyberPunk's Anti-Ode to the Net (crappy)
January 13, '05 by bbirney (0 comments)
The weather was weary one warm winter day Inside at my 'puter I started to play I logged on to see my mailbox was crammed In horror I...
Darwin Awards 1996
January 13, '05 by bbirney (0 comments)
You may recall last year's Darwin Award winner: The man who found out moments before making a 300 MPH dent in an Arizona cliff that the JATO (jet...
Darwin Awards #2
January 13, '05 by bbirney (0 comments)
Here is another stupid news story from the Darwin Awards: Only reality could be this funny... Pillsbury Dough Boy Wanted for Attempted Murder.
Darwin Awards #3
January 13, '05 by bbirney (0 comments)
Michigan, USA. Guy buys brand new Grand Cherokee for 30 some thousand dollars and has 400+ dollar monthly payments. He immediately...
