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The Truth about the Orchestra.
January 13, '05 by bbirney (0 comments)
The members of the orchestra are divided into four sections: woodwinds, brass, strings, and percussion. There's also someone standing in front of...
Laws of Physics Winners (Creative)
January 13, '05 by bbirney (0 comments)
GRAND PRIZE WINNER When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side...
And Now, a modern (crappy) version of Edgar Allen Poe's "The Raven"...
January 13, '05 by bbirney (0 comments)
Abort, Retry, Ignore? Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high and wasted paper on the...
You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If...
January 13, '05 by bbirney (0 comments)
Your Jedi robe is a Camouflage color. You have ever used your Light Saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill You think...
Rejected Dr. Seuss Books
January 13, '05 by bbirney (0 comments)
1. The Cat in the Blender 2. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert 3. Fox in Detox
