The surgeons joke
(More blog entries from bbirney)
Five surgeons taking a coffee break:
1st surgeon says:
"Accounting students are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everthing inside is numbered."
"Nah, library students are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
3rd surgeon says:
"Try electrical apprenticeship students, man!! Everything inside them is color coded."
4th intercedes:
"I prefer law students. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and their butts are interchangeable."
To which the 5th surgeon, who has been quietly listening to the conversation while sipping from a bottle of Jack Daniels (as all surgeons do between operations), says:
"I like electronics students, they always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end."
