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If Microsoft Built Cars
January 13, '05 by bbirney (0 comments)
1. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you'd have to buy a new car. 2. Occasionally your car would just die on the motorway for...
Perspectives on a glass of milk
January 13, '05 by bbirney (0 comments)
Somebody left a glass of milk next to the keyboard. Reaction? Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty....
Computer terms in Montana
January 13, '05 by bbirney (0 comments)
Log On: Making the wood stove hotter. Log Off: Don't add wood. Monitor: Keep an eye on the wood stove.
Bad stand-up lines
January 13, '05 by bbirney (0 comments)
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars, and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint, and he has to touch it. How come...
Things we all learn from watching too many movies
January 13, '05 by bbirney (0 comments)
During all police investigations it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once. All telephone numbers in America begin with the...
