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Nursery rhymes
January 13, '05 by bbirney (0 comments)
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, her clothes all tattered and torn. It wasn't the spider that crept beside her, But Little Boy Blue and...
OJ according to Seuss
January 13, '05 by bbirney (0 comments)
I did not kill my lovely wife I did not slash her with a knife I did not bonk her on the head I did not know that she was dead
The Truth about the Orchestra.
January 13, '05 by bbirney (0 comments)
The members of the orchestra are divided into four sections: woodwinds, brass, strings, and percussion. There's also someone standing in front of...
Laws of Physics Winners (Creative)
January 13, '05 by bbirney (0 comments)
GRAND PRIZE WINNER When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side...
And Now, a modern (crappy) version of Edgar Allen Poe's "The Raven"...
January 13, '05 by bbirney (0 comments)
Abort, Retry, Ignore? Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high and wasted paper on the...
